HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 THE MORE COUNTRIES YOU TOOK OVER DURING IMPERIALISM = THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK
 EXCEPT ARTHUR
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 >: |
 I WILL
 kick
 you....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 alfred thinks it's cute
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 alfred is gonna get kicked in the nuts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 prussia feels hardcore cause he can deepthroat it
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 oh my god LMAO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 (:
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 prussia is also going to get kicked in the balls sob
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 why
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 because
 arthur is a tsundere fellow
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 he needs those
 to ~*gratify arthur*~


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 i have a dirty mind today
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 ITS AIGHT BABE
 ITS AMERICA'S BIRTHDAY
 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 it's cause i got sent a
 CHART OF DICKS
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 LMAO
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 FIRST THING WHEN I WOKE UP
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 HE GOT HIM SOME AFRICA
 AND UH...
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 CAUSE EVERYONE CARES ABOUT ARFICA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 CZECHOSLOVAKIA OR SOME SHIT
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 ARFICA
 ARFICA
 ARFICA
 AFRICA
 OMG


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 OMG CANADA
 WOULD BE LIKE
 not even
 there
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 LOL
 "canada, since when were you a girl 'w'" - france


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 ;_;
 JAPAN WOULD BE SO BIG AHHH...
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 LOL
 korea: so japan, how big are you... -pulls down pants and is hit in the face- ;___;
 AND APPARENTLY KOREA IS TINY
 FUCK
 THOUGH HIS WHOLE BEING IS A PENIS
 I DON'T
 ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 north korea
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 ;___;
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 would be big
 : D
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 korea is crying
 omg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 WELL MAYBE IF HE WASN'T A DAMN PACIFIST CAPITALIST
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 S-SHUT UP
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 THAT'S WHY JAPAN SHOULD TOP
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 NO WAY
 HE'S TOTALLY KAWAII UKE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALFREDDDDD says:
 WELL OKAY BUT KOREA CAN'T GET MAD WHEN JAPAN DOESN'T REALIZE HE PUT IT IN
JEALOUS LITTLE KID COMMANDER ANGEL BOY WIFE says:
 ;______________; .....
 GO AWAY